Jan 31, 2011

What's That Horror Movie?

I know how much everyone loves horror movies…! Really, though, this was all a cover up for wanting to draw that guy in the third panel and all his sexiness without just making a comic where he poses in a lot of different ways. PS… It’s not Spike. So see if you can guess who any of these people are! Some of them are really easy… like panel 4. If you don’t know who that is, we are no longer friends. But panel 8, yeah, I don’t think anyone but my floor fellow has seen that movie. BUT YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND TRY. TRY AND FAIL.

HERE ARE THE ANSWERS… BUT DON’T LOOK AT THEM YET.

Now you can look at them. The first one is major hotty Christopher Walken in the Dead Zone. He was so young and attractive in that film. No wonder that one chick jumped his bones. The second one is the EVEN MORE hott Keifer Sutherland in Lost Boys, a vampire movie… but I watch it because he is in it and he is so much cooler than Edward… don’t judge me… The third one is the Crypt Keeper and if you didn’t know that you must have been lame all your life, and also dead. The fourth one is JEFFREY COMBS as the Re-Animator, being totally awesome and really short. Because he is a very short man. The fifth one is weird German guy Karl Bohm as that guy in Peeping Tom, which surprisingly has no sex in it. The Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller in the next panel is from CHUD. But I’m sure you knew that. The seventh one is the killer from Dario Argento’s Phenomena, but don’t watch it now because I just gave away the villain, which is supposed to be a secret. THAT MOVIE HAS JENNIFER CONNELY IN IT AS A 13 YEAR OLD. It also has lots of maggots… because that’s what Dario Argento likes to put in his movies. The eighth one is the Incredible Melting Man from the film by the same name. That movie had surprisingly few melting scenes. It was mostly him standing in the bushes, dripping, while boring people talked. And the last one is Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man!

THAT WAS SO LONG… BUT YOU SHOULD READ IT ALL

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