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Jan 31, 2011
Up the Down Escalator
This makes me the bossiest of bosses. And it wasn’t even that hard… it took me but a minute. I should be a fuckin X MAN. And I could totally beat the Bionic man at being awesome. I bet he never went up the down escalator.