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Jan 30, 2011
The elevator in Gardner has a mind of its own. It decides when you get where you’re going, or if you get there at all.
Once upon a time, a person got stuck in the elevator, and when they tried to climb out through the roof, it started up again and they were crushed in the gears. And ever since, it has had a vengeful mind of its own.